TV

Last night Keith Levi and I drove up to Grand Rapids to see our friend Trav. We were just bro'ing out for awhile drinking some beers and grilling on the porch haha. Travis's roommate Ross was asleep for awhile but eventually got up from his grave and came and hung out with us. He got drunk really fast and Levi gave him the great idea to smash his tv. Ross instantly thought it wa a great idea and went and grabbed his tv. Once we got the tv we went up to his balcony and launched it onto a driveway. I think it as pressurized or something because when it hit it pretty much just exploded. It was really awesome and made my night.

My back hurts

Last night attempted to Batista Bomb someone. It didnt quite go as planned because the person didnt curl up when I lifted them up. So instead of looking like the picture above, imagine the person just dangling down... It didnt end well and now my back hurts because my facet joints are swollen. Good times.

If you didnt know, im a Hood ass nigga. I love hard rap. Anyway I just found out Bun B, one of my favorite rappers, is dropping a new album on August 3rd. One song is out from the album called Trillionaire. Cant wait

Fight Night

Just so everyone knows i will not be using real names in this story, i feel like its a good idea to do so. Anyway, Cookie Night was a success as usual and after cookie night my partna dem and i decided we were gonna go out for the night. Everything was going fairly well and then we decided to go over to this girls house that we know. So we roll up there with "the dock" of course, and the beverages we had to get it hump in there. And it was. For a little. Loud music, girls wrestling on the ground, beers on deck, chips and salsa. What more could you ask for right?

After awhile my main nigga and my broomie were in the kitchen with Bitty and Kitty. They were taking shots and i guess Bitty coughed up a little haha and my main nigga said " i remember my first shot of smirnoff" I thought that was funny, but i guess he didnt and under his breath said "ill knock you out." then shit hit the fan. My main nigga called his ass out real quick and for a second i thought we were gonna have to bang some niggas. Of course Titties broke everything up and was screaming, which led to the owner of the house sister to wake up and kick us out. Needless to say Bitty just stood there behind Titties and didnt do anything because he knew not to fuck.

Moral of the story. Dont Fuck with us, because we will clap your ass.

Quote of the night "Do you see my feet?! Bitch they're moving!"

Cookie Night:D

Today is going to be the first cookie night we've had in a very long time. Josh invited an ass load of people so its going to get hot as a bitch in here. My mom loves to fry things on the hottest day of the summer. So of course today its like 100 degrees and muggy as balls. Im about to go down stairs an curb stomp her for being so smart. Eff

oh well, let the cookies be made.

Over

Hey Shanley. Im over it haha

:)

Eh

Nothing really exciting happened this morning at the pool. Just did my job. One of the ducks did come back though, i got his ass out real quick. It knew not to fuck with me this time.

If you read this you're probably mad you read it because it was a waste of time, so ill make it worth your time with this song.

Good song

Monday, not funday

Today is Monday, easily the worst day of the week. Especially since i had to wake up at 8:30 to go clean a damn pool. Which is probably the most annoying job in the world because its the same shit every day. I fucking hate it.

To start with, the pool was extremely dirty because the other pool boy sucks at cleaning and there were like 10 storms last week. When i was getting the sweeper out, i noticed a huge dent in the pole so i tried to straighten it out and it just ended up snapping it in half... i had my grandpa come and fix it so it took me even longer to get everything cleaned up.

As I was finishing skimming the pool two ducks decided to fly into it. i didnt mind them at first so i let them swim around for a couple minutes. After awhile i got them out by spraying the hose on them. Eventually i noticed that they shit in the pool and it sunk to the bottom. Fucking ducks.

After i was all done, i came home, and it started raining. So i basically cleaned the pool for no reason. Success..

Just so everyone knows, manatees are my favorite animal. They are just too darn adorable to not love. They just float around and eat all day which is awesome. If you havent seen the video of the manatee floating into his tank wall, well, heres the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwNi8dzj0S8

Today at Keiths

Today is June 19 2010. I am currently at my friends grad party. It is really hot right now, but i dont really care because i sweat everywhere i go. Btw i am panamanian and italy, just to clear the air because i usually get mistaken as a mexican or arab haha.