Back Again

So im back here on the blog. Im going to keep going with the stories about my weekends or week nights. As of now i dont have anything worth telling, but later tonight after we smoke i may have something to laugh about.

Fug

I hate you Brock Lesnar. I hope Batista comes to the UFC and Batista Bombs the FUCK out of you.

Just Bloggin

This is a bearsharktoctopus. It is carnivorous, craves applesauce and attention. Scratch it's back and you'll be friends forever. It likes to frolic into five foot waves and swampy marshes.

TV

Last night Keith Levi and I drove up to Grand Rapids to see our friend Trav. We were just bro'ing out for awhile drinking some beers and grilling on the porch haha. Travis's roommate Ross was asleep for awhile but eventually got up from his grave and came and hung out with us. He got drunk really fast and Levi gave him the great idea to smash his tv. Ross instantly thought it wa a great idea and went and grabbed his tv. Once we got the tv we went up to his balcony and launched it onto a driveway. I think it as pressurized or something because when it hit it pretty much just exploded. It was really awesome and made my night.

My back hurts

Last night attempted to Batista Bomb someone. It didnt quite go as planned because the person didnt curl up when I lifted them up. So instead of looking like the picture above, imagine the person just dangling down... It didnt end well and now my back hurts because my facet joints are swollen. Good times.

If you didnt know, im a Hood ass nigga. I love hard rap. Anyway I just found out Bun B, one of my favorite rappers, is dropping a new album on August 3rd. One song is out from the album called Trillionaire. Cant wait

Fight Night

Just so everyone knows i will not be using real names in this story, i feel like its a good idea to do so. Anyway, Cookie Night was a success as usual and after cookie night my partna dem and i decided we were gonna go out for the night. Everything was going fairly well and then we decided to go over to this girls house that we know. So we roll up there with "the dock" of course, and the beverages we had to get it hump in there. And it was. For a little. Loud music, girls wrestling on the ground, beers on deck, chips and salsa. What more could you ask for right?

After awhile my main nigga and my broomie were in the kitchen with Bitty and Kitty. They were taking shots and i guess Bitty coughed up a little haha and my main nigga said " i remember my first shot of smirnoff" I thought that was funny, but i guess he didnt and under his breath said "ill knock you out." then shit hit the fan. My main nigga called his ass out real quick and for a second i thought we were gonna have to bang some niggas. Of course Titties broke everything up and was screaming, which led to the owner of the house sister to wake up and kick us out. Needless to say Bitty just stood there behind Titties and didnt do anything because he knew not to fuck.

Moral of the story. Dont Fuck with us, because we will clap your ass.

Quote of the night "Do you see my feet?! Bitch they're moving!"